Tuesday, February 22, 2011

When Does The Man Ejaculate

degree in hygiene

The parallel and

'point: to be separated from the "world", citing a note Scripture, can' be compared to living in a hotel room. No condition for this' around us, no opinion on the ugly wallpaper or pictures hanging on the ill-feeling that we do not like. With one small difference: in a hotel room there is still a couple of nights in the world there is a lifetime. But the hotel room can 'reveal unpleasant surprises, especially when the smell of smoke and' s so intense as to ask the friendly receptionist to be able to change. So 'no nauseous pillow on which to place his head, no depressing picture on the wall to trouble the dreams of his wife, and a few noises coming from the window placed side from the main road. In any case appear as a distant mirage memories immaculate bed and breakfast in Scotland where her friend Betty had a crash on seeing a certificate hanging on the wall: "Mark, and this' degree in hygiene!" He said, Feels like heaven between the health and luster of the beautiful whiteness of the sheets. Gone are those days now by opening a page on TripAdvisor which are marked the worst hotel of the year, cross your fingers hoping not to find the photo of the newly booked. To make matters worse, the rigid rules prevent areoportuali friend Betty to fill the hand luggage of gallons of Germo-sprays, liquids, anti bacteria, sanitizing wipes and atrocities of the kind. After finding a spot on the mattress under three well-covered (like a real princess and the pea) and in the absence of spray ammazzasporco, for 'by opening the plastic bags which were stowed in his shirts and sweaters and place its mosaic on the bed so as not to come into contact with the offending area. I can only pity the poor woman who slept at his side had to endure the noise of plastic night crushed any movement of her friend. Crazy stuff. But there 'worse, Betty-forced me with my broken English, asking in a pharmacy bottle germospray. Incredulity pharmacist who could not figure out what to ask and to propose any type of insecticide, I came to formulate the age style question: "When you are in a hotel located in the bed sheets and dirty, but really DIRTY, what do you do?" "Exchange Hotel," came the dry reply. So 'you can change hotel rooms, but one suspects that change their lives (at least without germospray) is more' complicated ...

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